Have been back here today on work business and was riding in from Surbiton following another biker in to Kingston.
On the way in I spotted a scooter mounted incompetent darting from one street to another obviously trying to get his quota up for his hefty bonus.
As we are approaching kingston I spot this dickhead in the mirror trying to undertake us with room just wide enough to squeeze his scooter through. He was very determined and would not let it go until I had had enough, and just a tad short of getting off and requesting he go forth and reproduce, I moved over to block his way. But there was no stopping this, one brain cell mutant from a cesspit, he still tried.
Next set of lights he had the cheek to pull up beside us then as we pulled away he spun around the next left, obviously to try and get that quota looking so very top of the league.
The standard of his riding was of a level I rarely see in the centre of London in the rush hour, sooner or later one of these idiots is going to get seriously injured or worse, all for the cause of nicking as much cash as possible from the motorist.
Ooh and no he did not have any branding on his helmet just a tiny logo on the left breast of the hi vis.