Correct me if I'm wrong but I seem to remember NSL Cash Registers. To quote Belplasca: It couldn't be all about the money could it?
NSL Care Services Expands Portfolio to Emergency Service Provision
NSL Care Services has expanded its portfolio to NHS ambulance services to assist in the response to 999 and urgent calls, and national performance criteria increasing capacity and capability.
Alastair Cooper, Managing Director - Care Services and Passenger Transport
Alastair joined NSL in 2003 from the Water Industry where he had held operational roles in both the Public and Private Sectors. He is responsible for the operational service delivery of NSL’s Care Services and Passenger Transport business in the UK. He has a wealth of experience in delivering complex, transport related, outsourced services to the public sector.
Headline: "NSL CEO issues PCN to NSL ambulance parked whilst NSL staff tried unsuccessfully to save life of patient." ......... An NSL Care ambulance containing a patient who died whilst untrained NSL staff tried to resuscitate him was issued with a PCN. The PCN was issued by an NSL CEO who said "I was only trying to reach my quota for the day!"
Can anyone (including you Ewan) suggest any similar forthcoming headlines?