I will leave it to my fellow members to expand.
Thank you very much. I don't mind if I do.
Our VisionTo rip the shit out of this cash cow and milk it dry
Our MissionAs the recognised authority in
Prevarication
Ambiguity
Repulsive
Kleptomania
Ignorance
Nonsense
Guile the
Bullshit
Purveyors
Association will actively deceive the Public and government, maintain the low standards we have sunk the industry into and engineer scams for the benefit of ourselves and our scumbag members.
ValuesWeasel values are at the heart of the BPA's same old strategy and we have summarised these values as PRIDE, containing the following key aspects.
PRIDE
Prevarication and pretence
Reprehensible and rotten
Insidious and indirect
Devious and dishonest
Embezzle and exaggerate