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Offline Pat Pending

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A picture says a thousand words!
« on: 01 March, 2015, 11:25:37 AM »
I hope no one was injured in this, but I nearly got a hernia laughing when I saw the sign on the window.   :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a  ride!!"

Offline Ewan Hoosami

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Re: A picture says a thousand words!
« Reply #1 on: 01 March, 2015, 11:48:18 AM »
Wow, what a stroke of luck. Working as a collision investigator and one happens right before your eyes.

Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

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Re: A picture says a thousand words!
« Reply #2 on: 01 March, 2015, 07:52:25 PM »
I geuss work must be a bit down at the moment, but I am not convinced that this is the way to solve it.

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Re: A picture says a thousand words!
« Reply #3 on: 02 March, 2015, 01:49:06 PM »
Not much of an investigation to be done there I wouldn't have thought.

Driver of cop car: "Did you see what happened"

Driver of cop car: "Yes"

Driver of cop car: "Do you know whose fault it was?"

Driver of cop car: "Yes"

End of investigation


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Re: A picture says a thousand words!
« Reply #4 on: 02 March, 2015, 08:28:06 PM »
It fell down the stairs Guv honest!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a  ride!!"

 


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