I should have elaborated there a bit more bob. The Zig-zags referred to are the yellow no stopping zones directly outside the $chool gate$. The Bullshit Purveyors Association regularly tell us that enforcement being used as an income stream is simply a misconception and many councils make no money from it.
In other news, Gatwick air traffic control are having to divert the planes due to the large number of flying unicorns in the skies of nearby Haywards Heath, farting rainbows as they go.
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