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General Category => General No To Mob Discussion => Topic started by: Coco on 30 April, 2016, 12:36:10 AM

Title: More Damage Due to Weasels
Post by: Coco on 30 April, 2016, 12:36:10 AM

Now they've got as far as Geneva! (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36173247)

Title: Re: More Damage Due to Weasels
Post by: Ewan Hoosami on 30 April, 2016, 12:59:26 PM

In an exclusive interview with the NoToMob, Polecat Troy from Ban Particle Accelerators Ltd said,

"Responsible atoms do not attract a Positively Charged Neutron. Don't stop when you shouldn't, accelerate to near light speed when you should, then much needed clarity can be provided which lifts the fog of confusion. We recognise ourselves as the recognised authority on particle physics you know."


(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/8819/production/_89514843_gettyimages-175109219.jpg)
A CERN employee on the lookout for unwanted weasels