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Offline news shopper martin

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from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« on: 12 September, 2011, 09:30:26 PM »
Statement from Bexley Council:

"Every year we issue fewer parking tickets than the year before, and we issue the fourth lowest number of tickets in London.

Last year, parking enforcement made no surplus for the Council, it barely covered the costs of doing it, so the claims that the enforcement vehicles are a cash cow are simply untrue. W:T:F: W:T:F:

The MICE cars have been really effective at ending dangerous parking around schools - enforcement that is carried out because residents have asked the Council enforce in those areas, and has helped reduce accidents and avoided putting children at risk. W:T:F: W:T:F: W:T:F:

The number of tickets issued for parking dangerously around schools has halved over the last couple of years, as people comply with the parking regulations. HAS IT ??

The cars have huge signs written on them which say they are carrying out enforcement, they have huge cameras on the roof, and the operators put up camera signs on the highway telling people enforcement is being carried out so it is clear what the cars are doing. W:T:F: :pmsl: W:T:F: :pmsl: W:T:F: :pmsl: :pmsl:

We are completely open about this issue - we publish an annual report on parking enforcement which sets out in detail the number of tickets issued, and the reasons why." :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: LMAO BIGGIST BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER HERED FROM BEXLY COUNCIL

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Offline Ewan Hoosami

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Re: from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« Reply #1 on: 12 September, 2011, 10:05:19 PM »
Peter Craske, earlier today;
Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

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Re: from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« Reply #2 on: 12 September, 2011, 10:12:14 PM »
"M.I.C.E; Plural of mouse. A small unwanted rodent that is considered vermin and a detriment to civilised communities."

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Re: from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« Reply #3 on: 12 September, 2011, 10:22:45 PM »
     
Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

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Re: from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« Reply #4 on: 12 September, 2011, 10:28:08 PM »
     


Oi admin! Can we have these emoticons added please?

Sorry.  :ot:
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Re: from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« Reply #5 on: 12 September, 2011, 10:34:38 PM »
     No, get your own;     http://www.mysmiley.net/
Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

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Re: from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« Reply #6 on: 12 September, 2011, 10:41:39 PM »
This was not intended to focus on Bexley, and the funny thing is, if they never gave a Statement, it would not have been.  And  the statement they issued was an old statement that they drag out now and again, i was going to post a comment  'Damp Squid' elsewhere. Let's hope the next time we are in the Public light there is more debate  :-ev-:

But as Bexley have taken it upon themselves to try to take the limelight, can i repost our Bexley Theme Tune  :rotfl:

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Re: from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« Reply #7 on: 12 September, 2011, 10:57:33 PM »
The (not so) old ones are still the best. ;)

I love that vid. Maybe we should adopt the soundtrack as our theme tune? :idea:
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Re: from The Wright Stuff Extra With Gabby Logan
« Reply #8 on: 13 September, 2011, 03:49:42 PM »
Maybe we should adopt the soundtrack as our theme tune?


Alternatively, we could have something a little more appropriate. I suggest this;



Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

 


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