Photos of signs in the lobby of Westminster City Hall

[The Bald Eagle]

Please copy and use these as you see fit.

My favourite is "We serve others as we wish to be served". All I can say is, they should have been more careful in what they wished for.

[The Bald Eagle]

Last two

[Tom Tom Str]

        Never before in the field of human endurance has so much delusion of Grandeur been in one building, and worse still they actually believe it...!   

[Monkey Girl]

One can only describe this signs as a German joke.... Liars!!!!!

[Pat Pending]

    As usual the with WCC the signs are incomplete, they should read.........


1 WE DEAL WITH THINGS WITHOUT BEING TOLD IF WE CAN MAKE MONEY OUT OF IT.


2 WE MAKE IT LOOK EASY TO FLEECE YOU.


3 WE DON'T NEED TO BE ASKED TWICE AS IT WON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.


4 OUR CUSTOMERS MAKE US BETTER. IN YOU'R DREAMS MUG.


5 WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING WE DO.


6 WE DO NOT SERVE OTHERS. AS WE WISH TO BE SERVED FIRST. WE ARE SELF SERVING


 

[Kill Switch]

Peoples experience of WCC would be described somewhat differently to what is printed on these signs.

Basically, WCC are a bunch of lying wankers, they do just about the opposite of these signs

[tommy the trumpet]

Perhaps this is more suitable.

[tommy the trumpet]

Or even this one?

[Pat Pending]

Spot on so far Tommy.

[tommy the trumpet]

A few more for their perusal.