A council spokeswoman said: "Strategy 2014 sets out how the council needs to achieve the required
savings of £35m."
We don't actually have to
save anything. We will just boost our income to
save our worthless jobs.
We can set up a thinking department. After all most of us do very little work anyway. A little thinking won't hurt us - will it?
From the thinking department:
What we will do is start to charge people for anything and everything. We can also have a fines system in operation for people who don't comply with the thinking departments edicts.
Shopkeepers who have already had their trade severely hit by draconian parking enforcement are now to be bashed by charges levied for trying to get some of their lost custom back. The Council with their short sighted 'thinking' are shutting down businesses that they rely on for a massive revenue in Council Taxes.
All the time, the big out of town Supermarkets and Retail Parks, with their large free car parks, are rubbing their hands.
Surely we can we charge people for visiting these places as well? What about charging people for leaving their houses or even for.....thinking.
Now let's see, surely we can also start charging people wishing to attend our "Public Meetings." After we are providing comedy entertainment at these meetings. Ohh I forgot we don't let people in - no money to be made there then.
