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Offline Kill Switch

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Re: Another letter to Herts CC.
« Reply #15 on: 06 March, 2012, 02:00:32 AM »
WANKERS
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Re: Another letter to Herts CC.
« Reply #16 on: 06 March, 2012, 06:56:12 AM »
Quote from: Kill Switch on 06 March, 2012, 02:00:32 AM
WANKERS

going by the time of your post KS im guessing you just left the pub ...

well written haha
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Re: Another letter to Herts CC.
« Reply #17 on: 06 March, 2012, 08:38:04 AM »
Quote from: billie.skeggs on 06 March, 2012, 06:56:12 AM
going by the time of your post KS im guessing you just left the pub ...

I'm sure I don't know what you mean  :-ev-:
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Offline Ewan Hoosami

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Re: Another letter to Herts CC.
« Reply #18 on: 06 March, 2012, 01:03:21 PM »
The Nigel version

When councillors arrive home at night from a hard day at the oppression palace they like to pleasure themselves furiously at the thought of all the serfs who have contributed to their impressive salaries. To condense these sentiments down into a single word takes not only a sober mind but an extraordinary flair for artistic interpretation and poetic licence.

The council version

The council are satisfied that the post is lawful.


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