WE'VE GOT A NIGEL!
Is that a reference to Crocodile Dundee?
As in
scenario:
Short Aussie man (friend of Dundee) sitting on an Esky in outback NT
Bad Aussie man with a rifle
Very big Aussie man named Donk also friend of Dundee.
Conversation:
SAM: Giday, want a beer?
BAM:You should have brought a gun
SAM:No need I got a donk!
BAM:What is a donk?
Action:DONK!! donk did his thing with very large hands on BAM's head
result: Bad Aussie man out cold.