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Offline The Bald Eagle

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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #1 on: 15 January, 2012, 07:08:05 PM »
What? No ticket for the bike, ambulance or police car? They ARE slipping!!
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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #2 on: 15 January, 2012, 07:09:08 PM »
Some comments under the article:

"Only people who can't get any honest employment for whatever reason end up as traffic wardens and any honest or decent person who has sunk low enough to be one will quickly get the sack by their low life employers if they fail to meet revenue targets".

"This is ridiculous where the commons sense has gone? The warden should have given hands to Anthony who was trying to save biker instead he was busy to fine ticket. He should be sacked and also Government should take strict action against these agencies".

"What do we expect when parking wardens are given targets of x penalty notices per hour? Common sense goes out of the window when pounds in the pocket are endangered. The council's attitude is also interesting. One wonders if the job description for any one involved in "traffic management" has brainless as an essential qualification"?

All with very positive ratings.


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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #3 on: 15 January, 2012, 07:17:12 PM »
Wankers!  :bashy: :bashy: :bashy: :bashy: :bashy: :bashy:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a  ride!!"

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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #4 on: 19 January, 2012, 10:54:07 PM »
This seemed an appropriate place for this little bit of "You Couldn't make it up"  :bashy:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-16628232



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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #5 on: 19 January, 2012, 11:21:33 PM »


Epic fail. Well spotted pat.

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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #6 on: 20 January, 2012, 03:29:45 PM »


Epic fail. Well spotted pat.

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Thanks Pat. That had me laughing out loud. Nearly as much as when Barrow resigned. :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #7 on: 20 January, 2012, 05:49:38 PM »
Apparently a junior worker has been seen making enquiries as to who has been attaching trees to council signs.
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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #8 on: 22 January, 2012, 06:07:59 PM »
Found this one on a post at a motorcycle bay while out yesterday obviously their junior workers are a little more advanced.
« Last Edit: 23 January, 2012, 03:21:16 PM by tommy the trumpet »
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Re: You couldn't make it up!
« Reply #9 on: 22 January, 2012, 07:55:42 PM »
Wankers!  :bashy: :bashy: :bashy: :bashy: :bashy: :bashy:
Foud this one on a post at a motorcycle bay while out yesterday obviously their junior workers are a little more advanced.
Foud this one on a post at a motorcycle bay while out yesterday obviously their junior workers are a little more advanced.

Pat says it all!
 
It may well be an offence, but this sign proves nothing other than it is there for the purpodse of intimidation.
 
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