I went to my Doctors surgery / medical practice (I can see why they call it a Practice) this afternoon to try and make an appointment for this evenings session. This is how the conversation went.
Me. I would like to make an appointment to see the doctor for this evening please.
Reception Stasi. You need to phone in for an appointment at 4 Oclock.
Me. But I am here now why cant you make the appointment now? (now being half past three)
Stasi. No you have to phone in at 4 Oclock.
So I go home & have a cup of tea and phone in at 4 Ofecking clock.
Me. I want to make an appointment to see the doctor for this evening please.
Stasi. The only appointmant I have is for 10 minutes time, if you can make it for then otherwise it will have to be tomorrow
is this Bitch winding me up or what? She saw me limp in to the surgery no more than Half an hour ago.
I get to the surgery in pretty good time for a cripple I thought.
Me. I am here for my 10 past appointment (time now being exactly 11 mins past)
Stasi. Looks at her watch with a face like a Bull Dog chewing a Wasp, then says very abruptly take a seat.
I thought I like to take this seat and smack you over the head with it ya fecking Bitch.
So I get in to see the Doctor and discuss what was ailing me and I am given a prescription and told to make an appointment to see the Nurse tomorrow. And then I do the unthinkable by mentioning another minor ailment.
I am told my 10 minutes is up and I will have to make another appointment.
Sooooo round three with the Stasi.
Me. I need to make an appointment to see the Nurse tomorrow please.
Stasi. I can give you 13:20 for tomorrow. ( oh well perhaps things are looking up after all) :dancing:
Stasi. Oh no that's only for 10 mins the tests you need are allocated for 20 minute slots.
Me.
Oh I bloody give up
Now the Bitch answers the phone and is talking to a colleague about meeting they have to attend some time next week FOR FIVE FECKING MINUTES
I am now contemplating exactly how this Bitch is going to meet her death in a hit and run this evening, when the Doctor walks in to the reception and sees the man who was in her room Ten minutes ago! yes a whole fecking session 10 minutes ago was still here.
The Doctor asked me if there was a problem so I said, have you got 10 minutes and I'll tell you.
With that the Stasi Bitch from hell who now realises the Doctor is behind her went all coy and said I think I can change that to a twenty minute slot with no problem. ( OH GOODY FUCKING GUM DROPS )
I am now putting the feelers for a new Doctors surgery to register with as this one will have me on Valium in no time at all.
Is it me