Please consult with me when this guy learns how to ride a bike through the centre of London on a daily basis and proves he can remain upright on a motorbike.
Inanimate objects are easy to avoid. Let's see him avoid a driver, on his/her mobile phone, talking to his/her mate about shit that doesn't matter to anyone but him/her, driving all over the road, ignoring all that is important when driving, and generally endangering the lives of him/herself and all around him/her.
Then, AND ONLY THEN, will macho man prove himself to me as a decent driver.