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Offline Pat Pending

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Stating the obvious.
« on: 12 May, 2012, 12:09:12 AM »

Tewkesbury Borough Council to tackle 'dogging' hotspot

A wooded area close to the A38 in Gloucestershire advertised as an area "to meet and have sex" is being monitored by police and council staff.

I thought that was what Dogging was all about.  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-18036802
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Re: Stating the obvious.
« Reply #1 on: 12 May, 2012, 07:11:49 AM »
One of them made a realistic looking sign;



The police were concerned about issues of public decency. The council were concerned there may have been footway parking contraventions. This dog was just concerned;

Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

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Re: Stating the obvious.
« Reply #2 on: 12 May, 2012, 09:43:19 AM »
"We will work alongside other local agencies to crack down on this anti-social behaviour

I would have to disagree with this one, this passtime must be one of the most social on the planet.

Where's that layby?
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Re: Stating the obvious.
« Reply #3 on: 12 May, 2012, 10:10:27 AM »
Not sure Tommy, but it must surely be classed as a 'relief' road.

Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

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Re: Stating the obvious.
« Reply #4 on: 12 May, 2012, 10:35:19 AM »
"One of them made a realistic looking sign;"

Perhaps HH should use this guy to get their signs sorted out.  :idea:  They might get closer to being compliant than they are at present.
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Re: Stating the obvious.
« Reply #5 on: 12 May, 2012, 11:03:03 AM »
At local authority rates that would be supply half a dozen signs get paid and never have to work again.
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