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Re: How to avoid the PPC supermarket cark park weasel's attentions
« Reply #1 on: 22 May, 2013, 04:09:30 PM »
When did Tesco's start doing drive through stores?

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a  ride!!"

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Re: How to avoid the PPC supermarket cark park weasel's attentions
« Reply #2 on: 24 May, 2013, 03:51:51 PM »
It's OK, he's the local Mayor!  :rotfl:
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

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Re: How to avoid the PPC supermarket cark park weasel's attentions
« Reply #3 on: 25 May, 2013, 01:48:28 PM »
"Nightmayor".....!
Willing to do my bit...

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Re: How to avoid the PPC supermarket cark park weasel's attentions
« Reply #4 on: 25 May, 2013, 05:13:05 PM »
A spokesman for the council said, "The mayor had to park next to the chilled produce section because all the disabled bays were full and there were no bus lanes nearby."

Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.