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Offline Blinky

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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #75 on: 09 February, 2011, 07:23:31 PM »
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Would write more about today, but work is calling  :bashy:


Thanks for the ride Blinky  :aplude:




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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #76 on: 09 February, 2011, 09:39:17 PM »
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Sorry but somewhat off topic.... KillSwitch, what the hell is this ?

"I'm a $chunter, and I'm okay.
I Schunt all night and I work all day.

I chase down $cars. I eat my lunch.
I don't go to the lavatory.

On Saturdays I go $chuntin'
And have large kebabs for tea."

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hiya BH. This is the original from the magnificant Monty Python.

Monty Python- I'm a lumberjack THE BEST VERSION by Eric Idle
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #77 on: 10 February, 2011, 02:02:41 PM »
I went to a cafe, with someone who wasn't actually there  W:T:F:, we walked up to the counter, the woman behind the ramp says "do you enjoy your job ", "I love it" was my reply, she retorts "yeah, I bet you do, bloody cameras"

so, after explaining, we get a 180 degree turn from the lady and are welcomed to come and eat :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

It's unfortunate, but people see the camera logo, don't read the rest of the wording and jump to the wrong conclusion  :bashy: :bashy:
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #78 on: 10 February, 2011, 03:41:44 PM »
did you give her a flyer or Business card to encourage her to visit the website .......
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #79 on: 10 February, 2011, 04:23:50 PM »
Ah yes the abuse! Whilst in leafy Hampstead yesterday a builder`s van drove passed me with the shout of "Wankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer >:D

Now BH used to be called a lot worse in his old job I can tell you but as a calm and polite member of the NoToMob, I wasn`t feckin having it so I caught the builder at the traffic lights and said "Twat, pull over!" Now at this point the builder must have thought  W:T:F: "a council Warden who wants a fight :dancing: :dancing:I`ll kill the bugger" So Bob the Builder pulls over in the middle of Hampstead High Street and squares up to me..."You lot are a feckin waste of space, robbing the  motorist with them fecking CCTV fingies" he says in clearly not a Hampstead accent I may add. Now at this point his mate, a rather large chap that would make KS look like a midget gets out the passenger seat and walks over as well. "Sigh" here we go BH thinks, at least the Royal Free Hospital is just down the road ::) Then the penny dropped as Bob actually reads the rest of the wording on my vest. :pmsl: "Sorry bruv" says Bob, real name Gary from Romford, I thought you were one of them C**nts from the Council. Let me buy you a cuppa tea" Says Gary.

So a welcome cup of tea and an education dished out to my new friends, I waved them goodbye with Romford Gary replying "Ta mate, keep up the good work against them c**nts!" A screech of brakes and Romford Gary was gone, leaving me to continue Lancaster Gate to The Royal Free. (Pat will understand)!
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #80 on: 10 February, 2011, 08:35:20 PM »
Ah romford Gary... plenty of them about lol

tho this situation has lead me to come up with a Hi Vis Design... that may be more in our favour..

new thread up in a bit once i have drafed the image
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #81 on: 10 February, 2011, 08:40:05 PM »
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Ah romford Gary... plenty of them about lol

tho this situation has lead me to come up with a Hi Vis Design... that may be more in our favour..

new thread up in a bit once i have drafed the image

Put it in my thread lol ?
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #82 on: 10 February, 2011, 09:14:56 PM »
Oh I remember it well,Lancaster gate to the Royal Free. It could probably be run via O street and not be too bad a line on the map.
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #83 on: 11 February, 2011, 02:32:27 PM »
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Oh I remember it well,Lancaster gate to the Royal Free. It could probably be run via O street and not be too bad a line on the map.

Thats what I thought Pat!!!!
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #84 on: 12 February, 2011, 10:20:42 PM »
Approx 2.10 ish i saw a scamera in canterbury street gillingham watching a car dropping a passenger off and also saw a bike behind it. Didnt toot as camera may have been upset about it.
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #85 on: 13 February, 2011, 12:51:26 AM »
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Approx 2.10 ish i saw a scamera in canterbury street gillingham watching a car dropping a passenger off and also saw a bike behind it. Didnt toot as camera may have been upset about it.








That was me  ;D
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #86 on: 13 February, 2011, 09:25:58 AM »
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Approx 2.10 ish i saw a scamera in canterbury street gillingham watching a car dropping a passenger off and also saw a bike behind it. Didnt toot as camera may have been upset about it.


That was me  ;D
I went past in a vectra and to be honest it was the first time i actually saw the ceo actually writing notes otherwise they just sit there staring into space !!!


You may have noticed something odd. What was a bus stop doing right in front of the mosque ? Rather than budge it up a couple of feet they have decided to dump it where they know people are going to be trapped one way or another dropping or picking people up ? Im not beig religious or anything this is a prime exmaple of how annoying medways parking section is.
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Re: $chunting: Level 2 (Medway)
« Reply #87 on: 13 February, 2011, 03:53:02 PM »
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:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing:

Sorry but somewhat off topic.... KillSwitch, what the hell is this ?

"I'm a $chunter, and I'm okay.
I Schunt all night and I work all day.

I chase down $cars. I eat my lunch.
I don't go to the lavatory.

On Saturdays I go $chuntin'
And have large kebabs for tea."

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hiya BH. This is the original from the magnificant Monty Python.

Monty Python- I'm a lumberjack THE BEST VERSION by Eric Idle

Feck me I am too young to remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that`s a first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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