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Offline Ewan Hoosami

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What a cock
« on: 25 July, 2013, 08:30:14 PM »
An enormous cock appeared today in Trafalgar square. Tourists were both shocked and surprised earlier on when they first caught a glimpse of the gigantic cock. One man was heard to say "Wow! that has to be the biggest cock in London." It is not clear as yet what purpose will be served by the cock. Many believe it to be a useless cock that nobody asked for and nobody wanted.

In other news a new sculpture was unveiled by German artist Katharina Fritsch.




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Re: What a cock
« Reply #1 on: 25 July, 2013, 08:43:19 PM »
Nice report Ewan.  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a  ride!!"

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Re: What a cock
« Reply #2 on: 25 July, 2013, 09:06:15 PM »
 :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: What a cock
« Reply #3 on: 25 July, 2013, 09:06:29 PM »
   I bet you saw the title and thought the post was about NSL Paul.

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Re: What a cock
« Reply #4 on: 25 July, 2013, 09:24:02 PM »
   I bet you saw the title and thought the post was about NSL Paul.




I, I, I, say bwoy! Are you trying to put words into mah mouth????????????

I have no doubt that Paul had the best intentions behind what he was saying. It's just a shame he didn't realise that by bullying perfectly reasonable human beings into doing the will of their employers sending out his underlings to do their duty it was in fact HIM (SU220) who was exposing the $car operators to the danger he said we were supposed to be exposing them to.

And why were they in danger anyway? <_>

Surely they were going about their lawful duties in the same way as us. <_>
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Re: What a cock
« Reply #5 on: 25 July, 2013, 11:39:00 PM »
Let me see if I have this right then. If the downtrodden CEOs don't issue a particular level of PCNs, regardless of their legality, they'll be off to Westgate for an interview with Ken Wanker Handslip. I have a rough idea who CEOs are in danger of being harassed by. Their logic seems to make perfect sense to them.


Alastair Cooper, earlier today,



"See that something unpleasant happens to Mr. Bald."

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Re: What a cock
« Reply #6 on: 26 July, 2013, 11:38:11 AM »
The Sun reports a news (w)anchor from Michigan cocking up a traffic report,

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5033039/reporter-accidentally-draws-penis-during-live-bulletin.html



Hopefully, they'll be reporting an even bigger cock once they've repaired their link,

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5033703/vigilante-traffic-fine-bikers-threatened-by-council-contractors.html


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Re: What a cock
« Reply #7 on: 26 July, 2013, 06:47:51 PM »
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Re: What a cock
« Reply #8 on: 26 July, 2013, 06:51:55 PM »
"You are not putting that on youtube."

Guess again mum. ;D


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Re: What a cock
« Reply #9 on: 26 July, 2013, 07:02:53 PM »
Bones takes on a whole new meaning after this.

And perhaps the first officer should change his name to Scock. ;D


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Re: What a cock
« Reply #10 on: 26 July, 2013, 08:43:05 PM »
The big lad must've got that up 'im which would explain the high pitched voice. Long before Kirk boldly went, the Mars Curiosity Rover boldly came,




That's enough of that though. How about some women's sporting victories,

     
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