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Offline Ewan Hoosami

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Parking person of the year
« on: 21 October, 2013, 06:46:58 PM »
The british parking awards are seeking to honour parking person of the year.

http://www.britishparkingawards.co.uk/2014/criteria/criteria09.php

Reading what the judges will be looking for, (examples of doing the extra things that makes for outstanding performance, consistent application of good practice, etc.) surely the Prankster is the only one who can be considered for this award. I'll be super surprised if he doesn't at least get a nomination. (if only to ambush him with a parking charge when he turns up.)

The awards are likely to include a tacky trophy for the mantlepiece, a top of the range fellowes PCN shredder and for Mrs. Prankster, a 10" dildo fashioned into the likeness of (name withheld after consultation with legal team)

Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

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Re: Parking person of the year
« Reply #1 on: 21 October, 2013, 07:23:38 PM »
I guess Paul of Sutton won't be nominated then!!  :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
« Last Edit: 21 October, 2013, 07:27:33 PM by Overlord »

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Re: Parking person of the year
« Reply #2 on: 22 October, 2013, 06:19:10 AM »
There's a date for your diaries....

The Overall Winner Award
The overall award winner is selected from the best of the category winners. The award winner will be announced at the Royal Lancaster Hotel, London on Friday 7 March 2014.  :idea:


http://www.britishparkingawards.co.uk/2014/howtoenter.php :idea: I will keep my eyes open and camera ready for any outstanding Customer Service...

or maybe not....  W:T:F:  "*Free entries for organisations subscribing to Parking Review magazine. A discetionary administation fee will be levied on non-subscribing organisations"


I wonder how they will levy and collect... A letter with plenty of BOLD RED TYPE   :pmsl:
« Last Edit: 22 October, 2013, 06:22:18 AM by melville-vs-medway »
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