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Huge rat discovered in Stockholm.
« on: 29 March, 2014, 07:47:01 PM »
An oversized 'mega-rat' has been found in a family's kitchen in Stockholm. The animal, dubbed Ratzilla, measuring an impressive 40cm and weighing around a kilo was thought to be one of the biggest seen so far. A Haywards Heath resident has contacted the BBC and told journalists, "It's probably a baby. You should see the size of the f :o ckers we have around here."
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