For several weeks now there has been a Terrier rampaging through the streets of Haywards Heath. The rogue animal has been attacking weasels and running off with them. A spokesweasel for the association of weasels said,
"We are losing our fellow weasels on a daily basis now and are now struggling to ignore public complaints about our behaviour." The spokeweasel went on to say,
"We had to draft in extra weasels to deal with turning a blind (parking)eye as the level of public complaints increased significantly once the Protection Of Ferrets Act was passed. This nasty dog has reduced our numbers to such an extent that we may no longer be able to ignore the deluge of complaints about our behaviour."The association of weasels has appealed to the RSPCA to have the Terrier captured but their representations were rejected out of hand. The people of Haywards Heath see the animal as some sort of hero as parking in the area has become a lot easier as the weasel population has decreased. One local man took the picture below and sent it in to the NoToMob news desk. The anonymous contributor said that people were cheering the dog as he ran down the road with the weasel in his mouth. Weasels are known for their predatory hunting practices and for making parking extremely difficult.