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Offline The Bald Eagle

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An idiot's guide to politics
« on: 10 February, 2015, 05:19:45 PM »
I am definitely going to watch this tomorrow. BBC3. 9.00pm.

I wonder if the firefighters might want to take a ride down to a certain office in Haywards Heath?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02jpxb6


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Re: An idiot's guide to politics
« Reply #1 on: 10 February, 2015, 05:41:00 PM »
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Re: An idiot's guide to politics
« Reply #2 on: 10 February, 2015, 07:09:31 PM »
Sorry to interrupt this thread but the Codswallop Enactment Officer of the Bullshit Purveyors Association sadly passed away this morning. He was preparing to address parliament on parking issues when his 85% polyester mix slacks suddenly went supernova. By the time the local fire service had found somewhere to park with consideration to other road users, the poor bugger had been completely incinerated.

He was placed in the chapel of rest this afternoon in a lying position. "It's what he would have wanted", said one of his colleagues.

Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.

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Re: An idiot's guide to politics
« Reply #3 on: 11 February, 2015, 11:20:47 PM »
I wonder if the BPA have a "secret santa"? If so, may I suggest the gift for Mr Troy?  A pair of those pants and a bar of cadbury's finest!

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Re: An idiot's guide to politics
« Reply #4 on: 12 February, 2015, 11:08:33 AM »


Here is a link that should work for at least a week. An excellent programme in my opinion.





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Re: An idiot's guide to politics
« Reply #5 on: 03 May, 2015, 10:56:48 AM »
One more thing to bear in mind:-

How do you know when a politian is lying?

Their lips are moving!

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Re: An idiot's guide to politics
« Reply #6 on: 03 May, 2015, 12:32:39 PM »
Very very very very occasionally, the bastards inadvertently let the truth slip out,

Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.