Sorry to interrupt this thread but the Codswallop Enactment Officer of the Bullshit Purveyors Association sadly passed away this morning. He was preparing to address parliament on parking issues when his 85% polyester mix slacks suddenly went supernova. By the time the local fire service had found somewhere to park with consideration to other road users, the poor bugger had been completely incinerated.
He was placed in the chapel of rest this afternoon in a lying position.
"It's what he would have wanted", said one of his colleagues.