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Offline 2b1ask1

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Patrick Trouser Fire on BBC Breakfast....
« on: 20 February, 2015, 08:05:12 AM »
Was it just me or was he really clutching at straws dangling over his cesspit of bovine excrement; I should think the BBC Health & Safety guys were on tenterhooks with the fire extinguishers with all the methane building up!

BBC breakfast appearance this morning had so much tosh in it I think I woke everyone up with my laughter!

(Anyone able to link it up?)
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Re: Patrick Trouser Fire on BBC Breakfast....
« Reply #1 on: 20 February, 2015, 08:24:40 AM »
(around 07.40)

Two of his finest nuggets running out of his pants were:

"The private parking industry is UNREGULATED; the government have failed to regulate..."

and

"Most of the problems are caused by UNREGULATED forums telling people not to pay!"
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Re: Patrick Trouser Fire on BBC Breakfast....
« Reply #2 on: 20 February, 2015, 11:41:39 AM »
(around 07.40)

Two of his finest nuggets running out of his pants were:

"The private parking industry is UNREGULATED; the government have failed to regulate..."

and

"Most of the problems are caused by UNREGULATED forums telling people not to pay!"

So it's the government's fault and our fault that PPCs are out of control.

No mention whatsoever of the private limited company who were charged by government with regulating its members and have entirely failed.

Not long now Patrickus. I hope your CV is up to date.

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Offline Bazster

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Re: Patrick Trouser Fire on BBC Breakfast....
« Reply #3 on: 20 February, 2015, 11:47:29 AM »
I understand a severe weather warning has been issued for a very localised shitstorm in an obscure corner of Hayward's Heath.

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Re: Patrick Trouser Fire on BBC Breakfast....
« Reply #4 on: 20 February, 2015, 12:05:37 PM »
I understand a severe weather warning has been issued for a very localised shitstorm in an obscure corner of Hayward's Heath.

Ooooh; let's hope it meets his biggest fan!
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Re: Patrick Trouser Fire on BBC Breakfast....
« Reply #5 on: 20 February, 2015, 04:06:51 PM »
Apparently its all the fault of those nasty people telling the motorist not to pay up!  What a bell end this bloke is.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a  ride!!"

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Re: Patrick Trouser Fire on BBC Breakfast....
« Reply #6 on: 20 February, 2015, 04:12:21 PM »
What a bell end this bloke is.

No Pat. You're getting confused. Bellend works for NSL Ltd. ;D
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Re: Patrick Trouser Fire on BBC Breakfast....
« Reply #7 on: 20 February, 2015, 05:09:08 PM »
You're a bit confused yourself matey. Not to worry though as me and Trickus are on hand to challenge any misconceptions you may have. It is in fact Dr Bellend who works for NSL Ltd whereas Trouser-Fire isn't a doctor. He's just a bell end.


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