Seen at a motorway service station

[The Bald Eagle]

 

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[Ewan Hoosami]

I've got this one. No entry except if you're tired, when you must turn left but give way to drivers who are prohibited from going both ways at the same time. In failing to understand the clear signage, you have agreed to give £85 to Parking(sh)Eye(sters).