It's no good chaps, I came out here in the guise of of an IT bod so as not to let on what my real mission is, and do you know what, not one single $camera car in existence, I even found the pig pen, or what would have been the pig pen had they had any $cars, obviously it was empty.
I spoke to the security guard, and when I mentioned $cars, he became infuriated that I would even suggest that Dubai was anything like "those useless bastards of Westminster, may the flies of a thousand camels infest theirs arses" what can I say, his words not mine, just wish they hadn't confiscated my various camera and listening devices at the airport, I thought I was gonna get banged up for that....turned out I got banged up just just to get out of the airport
So as my mission has come to a premature end, I think I'll go do some IT bod stuff.
Laters