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Offline BGB

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Merry Christmas...
« on: 25 December, 2016, 08:51:25 AM »
... one and all.

And a prosperous New Year [except to the parking parasites].

Offline Ewan Hoosami

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Re: Merry Christmas...
« Reply #1 on: 25 December, 2016, 03:54:07 PM »
^Yeah, that^

We wish you a merry Crimbo, and a $chunting new year. Speaking of our favourite wildlife species, I passed my local weasel's nest early Christmas Eve, noticing that packs of hungry weasels were scurrying about, gleefully rubbing their weasel claws together in anticipation of the days activities. Merry Christmas from the council.  <Swearyangry>

Ewan's interesting facts #76: In London you are never more than six feet away from a parking weasel.
Appealing to the council is like playing chess with a pigeon. You might be a chess grand master but the pigeon will always knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and then strut around triumphantly.