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The BPA Ltd at Christmas
« on: 23 December, 2014, 06:30:26 PM »
The BPA Ltd have published their christmas message,

Sherry, pies and pickles

Posted: 23/12/2014 08:40             Views: 667 million                 Comments: 0

Parking inconsiderately by a minority of selfish people is always more prevalent during this festive season. The BPA have become aware of one such reckless individual who is a serial offender. Deliberately taunting caring parking managers everywhere, he parks an extremely large reindeer powered goods vehicle on the roofs of every residence in the world therefore endangering the lives of the many small children inside.

The antics of this despicable man cause such concern that the North American Aerospace Defense Command use fighter jets to escort this flying menace out of their airspace. The BPA prefer to adopt a more holistic approach to this problem. By using the official NORAD santa tracker, BPA members can issue a Penalty Charge Notice for every contravention identified. It’s plainly wrong to use the Royal Air Force to perform a job that local councils are experienced and equipped to deal with. It has also not escaped the attention of the BPA that the physical descriptions of Kris Kringle and a certain politician who regularly criticises the sterling work performed by parking professionals are very similar.

Finally, good parking practice should be learnt at a young age so the BPA urges all parking professionals to closely monitor their children’s positioning of four wheeled toys over the festive break. Have a prosperous 2015.

For those who are interested as to Santa's progress,

Merry Christmas all.              
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